A Stupid Hunger Games Simulation

As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.


GIMME MY TEA BITCH runs away from the Cornucopia.


Johnathon Testicles runs away from the Cornucopia.


Harmony Korine runs away from the Cornucopia.


Toad runs away from the Cornucopia.


Danny Devito attacks Eraserhead Baby, but Ade protects him, killing Danny Devito.


Pablo rips a mace out of Sam Spencer's hands.


Year of The Snitch and David Byrne fight for a bag. Year of The Snitch gives up and retreats.


Green Mario runs away from the Cornucopia.


The Criterion Collection runs away from the Cornucopia.


Baldi and Beter Griffin fight for a bag. Baldi gives up and retreats.


Scatman John runs away from the Cornucopia.


Harvey Weinstein takes a sickle from inside the cornucopia.


Black Panther stays at the cornucopia for resources.


Biggie Cheese t-shirt runs away from the Cornucopia.


Kirby Thanos runs away from the Cornucopia.


Sans cannot handle the circumstances and commits suicide.


Elmo finds a bag full of explosives.


Mike Pence takes a spear from inside the cornucopia.


Howard The Alien finds a bow, some arrows, and a quiver.

Eraserhead Baby and Elmo hunt for other tributes.


Toad discovers a river.


Beter Griffin searches for firewood.


Howard The Alien sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.


Green Mario, Sam Spencer, and The Criterion Collection unsuccessfully ambush Year of The Snitch, Kirby Thanos, and Biggie Cheese t-shirt, who kill them instead.


Baldi kills David Byrne with a sickle.


GIMME MY TEA BITCH thinks about home.


Johnathon Testicles injures himself.


Pablo dies from an infection.


Scatman John attacks Mike Pence, but he manages to escape.


Ade camouflauges himself in the bushes.


Harvey Weinstein begs for Black Panther to kill him. He refuses, keeping Harvey Weinstein alive.


Harmony Korine is pricked by thorns while picking berries.

GIMME MY TEA BITCH passes out from exhaustion.


Kirby Thanos and Harvey Weinstein track down and kill Harmony Korine.


Eraserhead Baby fends Biggie Cheese t-shirt, Toad, and Black Panther away from his fire.


Mike Pence, Howard The Alien, Beter Griffin, and Ade tell each other ghost stories to lighten the mood.


Baldi and Elmo tell stories about themselves to each other.


Scatman John ambushes Johnathon Testicles and kills him.


Year of The Snitch thinks about home.

Scatman John explores the arena.


Kirby Thanos, Howard The Alien, Baldi, and Ade raid Black Panther's camp while he is hunting.


Beter Griffin sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.


Eraserhead Baby hunts for other tributes.


Mike Pence receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.


Biggie Cheese t-shirt chases Elmo.


Year of The Snitch shoots an arrow at GIMME MY TEA BITCH, but misses and kills Toad instead.


Harvey Weinstein explores the arena.

Kirby Thanos and Howard The Alien fight GIMME MY TEA BITCH and Year of The Snitch. Kirby Thanos and Howard The Alien survive.


Mike Pence, Biggie Cheese t-shirt, and Eraserhead Baby get into a fight. Eraserhead Baby triumphantly kills them both.


Scatman John convinces Elmo to not kill him, only to kill him instead.


Baldi destroys Black Panther's supplies while he is asleep.


Ade receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.


Beter Griffin bashes Harvey Weinstein's head in with a mace.


Baldi throws a knife into Eraserhead Baby's head.


Ade decides not to go to The Feast.


Black Panther strangles Scatman John with a rope.


Kirby Thanos decides not to go to The Feast.


Beter Griffin bashes Howard The Alien's head against a rock several times.


Baldi begs for Beter Griffin to kill him. He refuses, keeping Baldi alive.


Ade sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.


Black Panther begs for Kirby Thanos to kill him. He refuses, keeping Black Panther alive.


Baldi is awoken by nightmares.


Ade, Beter Griffin, and Black Panther cheerfully sing songs together.


Kirby Thanos tries to treat his infection.


Black Panther tries to spear fish with a trident.


Baldi searches for firewood.


Kirby Thanos and Beter Griffin hunt for other tributes.


Ade fishes.


Ade passes out from exhaustion.


Kirby Thanos climbs a tree to rest.


Beter Griffin receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.


Black Panther is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.


Baldi sets up camp for the night.


Beter Griffin sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.


Black Panther diverts Ade's attention and runs away.


Kirby Thanos shoots a poisonous blow dart into Baldi's neck, slowly killing him.


Black Panther loses sight of where he is.


Kirby Thanos cries himself to sleep.


Ade receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.


Beter Griffin looks at the night sky.


Black Panther questions his sanity.


Kirby Thanos makes a wooden spear.


Ade chases Beter Griffin.


Beter Griffin ambushes Kirby Thanos and kills him.


Black Panther and Ade huddle for warmth.


Black Panther and Beter Griffin split up to search for resources.


Ade receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.


Ade and Beter Griffin work together to drown Black Panther.


Beter Griffin shoots a poisonous blow dart into Ade's neck, slowly killing him.


The winner is Beter Griffin from District 2!